Showing posts with label Engrish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Engrish. Show all posts
Monday, November 24, 2008
Pictures of Dogye on a Clear Day
Yesterday Melanie and I completed the traverse of the long ridge on the west side of Dogye. It was a beautiful, clear day, and warm for this time of year. Here are some pics:
This is our town, Dogye! Just to the left of the seam is the campus of our elementary school:
From left to right the buildings are: kindergarten, gymnasium, administration and grades 2, 3 and 6, the dirt field, and grades 1, 4 and 5 plus the Dogye English Experience Center, which looks closer to opening every day - very exciting!
Melanie about to cast a spell on me from an "improvement" to the trail. It's too bad they build these things, it would've been a nice 3rd class traverse without them, but Koreans love their metal staircases.
From the high vantage point on the ridge, we realized just how close we are to Taebaek, the big city just down the road... as the crow flies anyway. A couple weeks ago we took a cab from Taebaek out to this special agricultural zone and windfarm.
A Korean grave...
And its setting. Not a bad place to be buried, eh?
Playing in the leaves like a couple of little kids.
On our way out we crossed the river just below the major coal mine that operates in town. Of all the towns in Gangwon-do, we were placed in the one with two of Korea's three active coal mines. Anyway, don't drink the water.
We passed a couple of awesome sounding restaurants on our way home. This one is Appricca.
And Smoper. Did they kidnap Papa Smurf and dye him green?
Thursday, October 9, 2008
The Dirty Things Koreans Say
My three favorite utterances thus far...
"I will ride you after work."
- My ever-so-sweet, 24 year old co-teacher, Kim Sun, trying to offer a ride home.
(to Melanie) - "Does Michael do good things to you?"
- Tom Cruise (a teacher so-named for his handsomeness and cool, detached demeanor), I hope asking about my kindness and not in the spirit of Springsteen's "does he do to you the things that I do?"
"I want to do the piano."
- A rambunctious 6th grade boy expressing the trials of puberty.
"I will ride you after work."
- My ever-so-sweet, 24 year old co-teacher, Kim Sun, trying to offer a ride home.
(to Melanie) - "Does Michael do good things to you?"
- Tom Cruise (a teacher so-named for his handsomeness and cool, detached demeanor), I hope asking about my kindness and not in the spirit of Springsteen's "does he do to you the things that I do?"
"I want to do the piano."
- A rambunctious 6th grade boy expressing the trials of puberty.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Anti-Calculus Toothpaste?!
This is my favorite theme, and one that I'm sure will recur often... Engrish! If you've never been to Asia, English is all the rage. It is associated with globalization, modernization, prosperity and status. But competance is generally poor and proofreading apparently absent. So everything from t-shirts to store names and product marketing end up with totally bizarre, and often quite funny, English. Here are two of my favorites thus far.


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