My three favorite utterances thus far...
"I will ride you after work."
- My ever-so-sweet, 24 year old co-teacher, Kim Sun, trying to offer a ride home.
(to Melanie) - "Does Michael do good things to you?"
- Tom Cruise (a teacher so-named for his handsomeness and cool, detached demeanor), I hope asking about my kindness and not in the spirit of Springsteen's "does he do to you the things that I do?"
"I want to do the piano."
- A rambunctious 6th grade boy expressing the trials of puberty.